Banning Valedictorians, Bernie's wife kills college, & Princess gun suspension

North Carolina school board votes to ban Valedictorian and Salutatorian... because too much competition is unhealthy. Just wait until they hit the job market!

Burlington College is closing because it is unable to recover from “the crushing weight of the debt” incurred under Jane Sanders, the college’s former president and wife of Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.

The principal at a Colorado elementary school apparently thinks a clear plastic princess bubble gun qualifies as “a firearm facsimile that could reasonably be mistaken for an actual firearm” and suspends the 5-year-old who brought it to school. Zero tolerance policies at it finest.