Bob goes off on Kingsford for being around since 1920 and still not having a charcoal bag that is easy to open, then the guys talk about Memorial Day being historically different than the three-day summer kickoff that we've all come to know and love.  For your viewing pleasure, Amazon has some interesting products like anal hooks and a wide variety of home enemas you never knew existed, and the guys pick them apart, put them back together, then shove them up their ass.  Somewhere along the way, Jason's infatuation with Grindr leads to a discussion of the wasteland of online dating.  Last, but not least, they delve into the economics of waxing...not cars, trucks, or boats, but the ever important nose hairs.