Hal Johnson Fearsome Creatures Of The Lumberwoods
28 nov 2017 ·
9 min. 57 sec.
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Hodags and hugags, squonks and wapaloosim, wassets and whintossers—when you venture into the wilderness, there’s no telling what horrors you may meet. So it’s best to come prepared. Through the...
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Hodags and hugags, squonks and wapaloosim, wassets and whintossers—when you venture into the wilderness, there’s no telling what horrors you may meet. So it’s best to come prepared.
Through the voice of an unnamed cryptozoolologist with dubious ethics, Johnson leads his readers on a whirlwind adventure through the North American wilderness, from the swamps of Florida to the Mohave Desert to the Michigan woods….and from the snow drifts of Canada to the Poconos. Each chapter is illustrated in ghastly detail…throwing the reader into tales of mischief, absurdity, and disbelief starring some of the most heartless monsters in American folklore.
These are the stories kids love—spooky, fantastical, gripping, gory, and surprisingly cheeky.
The acropelter of the north, the multi-elbowed, long-armed relative of the baboon that pelts its victims from above before tearing off their arms and attaching them to his own.
The roperite of the Mojave Desert, whose beak doubles as a noose. If they’re lucky, its prey are strangled immediately. If not, the roperite will drag them halfway across the desert.
Perhaps scariest of all is the snow wasset, which lurks beneath the Canadian snow, waiting to burst through the surface to snatch at its unsuspecting prey.
The Slide-Rock Bolter at 25,000 pounds in the largest terror
The tiniest is the Hoop Snake at four pounds
Readers—the young and the young at heart—will surely never look at the woods the same way again. Fans of R.L. Stine and Neil Gaiman will relish these tales, expertly spun by Johnson in a style that is as witty as it is macabre. FEARSOME CREATURES OF THE LUMBERWOODS is perfect for campfire storytelling, Halloween reading, or anybody staying up past their bedtime. A mix between Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, FEARSOME CREATURES OF THE LUMBERWOODS is a surefire hit for middle grade readers and parents alike.
About the author: Hal Johnson is the author of Immortal Lycanthropes. He reads a lot, plays Dungeons and Dragons, rides a bicycle, collects comic books, and lives with his wife in Queens. Find him on Twitter @haljohnsonbooks. #fearsomecreatures #ilovemg
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Through the voice of an unnamed cryptozoolologist with dubious ethics, Johnson leads his readers on a whirlwind adventure through the North American wilderness, from the swamps of Florida to the Mohave Desert to the Michigan woods….and from the snow drifts of Canada to the Poconos. Each chapter is illustrated in ghastly detail…throwing the reader into tales of mischief, absurdity, and disbelief starring some of the most heartless monsters in American folklore.
These are the stories kids love—spooky, fantastical, gripping, gory, and surprisingly cheeky.
The acropelter of the north, the multi-elbowed, long-armed relative of the baboon that pelts its victims from above before tearing off their arms and attaching them to his own.
The roperite of the Mojave Desert, whose beak doubles as a noose. If they’re lucky, its prey are strangled immediately. If not, the roperite will drag them halfway across the desert.
Perhaps scariest of all is the snow wasset, which lurks beneath the Canadian snow, waiting to burst through the surface to snatch at its unsuspecting prey.
The Slide-Rock Bolter at 25,000 pounds in the largest terror
The tiniest is the Hoop Snake at four pounds
Readers—the young and the young at heart—will surely never look at the woods the same way again. Fans of R.L. Stine and Neil Gaiman will relish these tales, expertly spun by Johnson in a style that is as witty as it is macabre. FEARSOME CREATURES OF THE LUMBERWOODS is perfect for campfire storytelling, Halloween reading, or anybody staying up past their bedtime. A mix between Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, FEARSOME CREATURES OF THE LUMBERWOODS is a surefire hit for middle grade readers and parents alike.
About the author: Hal Johnson is the author of Immortal Lycanthropes. He reads a lot, plays Dungeons and Dragons, rides a bicycle, collects comic books, and lives with his wife in Queens. Find him on Twitter @haljohnsonbooks. #fearsomecreatures #ilovemg
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